Break a few rules, fold in the blue stripes, discard the whites.
Add a crooked, hand-made doorway. Avoid canned, store-bought, and processed doorways.
Add more stripes, but this time in the other direction. Be liberal.
Using a paintbrush, stir for 30 minutes on Monday, on Tuesday, on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.
On Saturday bake for a couple hours, more or less.
At the last minute, add some orange zest.
Voila!